Thursday, December 14, 2006

It was never really intended as a place for people

Recently some friends of ours thoughtfully gave us a Snake bite kit. This was a great as we could cross it off our list of essential things to get.
I thought I would share the instructions that came with kit.

Snake Bite Kit Instructions
1st Requirement – Poisonous snake bite

2nd Requirement – Bite location = Limb

Once above requirements met:
- Do not panic
- Firmly bandage affected limb
- Go forth at speed to place where antidote can be procured
- Once antidote administered place band-aid over holes and laugh out loud
- Tell tale of lucky escape. Embellish as necessary to make story interesting to listeners